Los Bastardos Barbareños are an informal grouping of members from the De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5, of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus. We are defined only by our ability, afforded by relative geographic proximity, and our inclination to muster on the second Thursday of each month for libations & fraternization. We do so at various local establishments or private properties around Santa Barbara. All ECV members, and their guests, are welcome to attend our events… so long as they RSVP. To receive notice of these events, please contact Los Bastardos or check back here after the first of the month, for the latest proclamation.
Notice To All Brothers Of Equal Indignity
Be it known throughout the encampment and beyond: the December Bastardos Dinner hath been graciously co-opted by the grand and glittering Widder’s Ball.
In the spirit of unity, fraternal indulgence, and domestic diplomacy, the Bastardos shall forgo their usual Second-Thursday convening and instead throw their collective weight (and questionable dance form) behind this Chapter-wide gala.
Thus, in the month of December, there shall be but one feast, one gathering, and one opportunity to redeem ourselves in the eyes of our patient Widders. Don thy Clampfineries, polish thy manners, and prepare to be judged kindly—or not at all.
By proclamation of El Bastardo Corto, under faint supervision of the Noble Grand Humbug, Clampyear 6030.