Los Bastardos Barbareños are an informal grouping of members from the De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5, of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus. We are defined only by our ability, afforded by relative geographic proximity, and our inclination to muster on the second Thursday of each month for libations & fraternization. We do so at various local establishments or private properties around Santa Barbara. All ECV members, and their guests, are welcome to attend our events… so long as they RSVP. To receive notice of these events, please contact Los Bastardos or check back here after the first of the month, for the latest proclamation.
Timely Particulars
| Occasion: | Call of the Horizon Day |
| Location: | Gary Meyer's, Arroyo Quemada  |
| Date: | 07/09/2026 |
| Schedule: | 6 PM Libations & Fraternization 7 PM Victuals & Formalities |
| Spread: | Wood Fired Pizza, Bring Your Own Beverages! Note: Car pool! Meet at the Sears upper lot in front of the front doors at 5pm. No over night camping. Bring a chair and table if possible. No garbage service. Haul it out. No potable water. Arroyo Quemada is 2.25 miles past Refugio State park. Turn left across highway. Follow frontage road for one mile. You will cross the railroad tracks and have to open and close a gate. Look both ways always! |
Indenture of Supper & Settlement
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