Los Bastardos Barbareños are an informal grouping of members from the De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5, of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus. We are defined only by our ability, afforded by relative geographic proximity, and our inclination to muster on the second Thursday of each month for libations & fraternization. We do so at various local establishments or private properties around Santa Barbara. All ECV members, and their guests, are welcome to attend our events… so long as they RSVP. To receive notice of these events, please contact Los Bastardos or check back here after the first of the month, for the latest proclamation.
Timely Particulars
| Occasion: | Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day |
| Location: | Timbers Roadhouse  |
| Date: | 09/10/2026 |
| Schedule: | 6 PM Libations & Fraternization 7 PM Victuals & Formalities |
| Spread: | TBD |
Indenture of Supper & Settlement
Credo Quia Absurdum